Do you ever try to say something and then get the letters/words mixed up?

Since I just started this blog, Derick gets the honor (since he said this today) of being the first entry (this will be a post that is added to frequently!): hoppy slow mix = sloppy joe mix

October 2015, someone in my office said "I saw the albino deer yesterday", my boss said "you saw Neil Diamond buying beer today?"

3-31-15, i have got to load a fold of laundry = i have to fold a load of laundry (cindi)
2-5-15, my cans will be classeled = my class will be cancelled (Aubri)
3-27-13 how can i harry dandle = how can i handle dairy (Sheena)

10-8-12, Aubri was talking about her friends "Taylee and Hailor" ie. Hailee and Taylor

"even though it is raining, my waters need lots of plants" this one comes all the way from Germay, thanks Heidi

"a hist in testory"...
"roam foller fit" = foam roller fit (Sheena)
"Bring this school to pen" = bring this pen to school (Tyler)
paint of coat = coat of paint (Gina :)

"I don't understand why this person named her change" = I don't understand why this person changed her name (I just said that to Lara)

I was talking about the show Man vs. Wild and I told Lara that I was watching Man wersus Wild. Okay let me explain, Germans say V as W and W as V, so I must be getting my german going for my upcoming trip!

It was not my workend to week = It was not my weekend to work (Liz)
Kelly Pickling = Kelly Pickler (Sheena)

Past phrases are:
"you have been swimming laked in the nake all day"="you have been swimming naked in the lake all day" (this is what I told Aubri at camp)
Hedition medache = headache medication (Aubri)
spench & fanish = french & spanish (Ty)
Salah Parin = Sarah Palin (Aubri)
body bath works = bath & body works (Aubri)
I have 2 pockets in my nickel = I have 2 nickels in my pocket (Ty - he told that to the person working at the Holiday gas station)
Pork yeppermint = york peppermint (Lara :) )
Papa Purphy Mizza card = Papa Murphy pizza card (Cindi)